Julietta's mother died when she was nine. Her father, a Hollywood screenwriter, sent his daughter to seventeen different schools in the U.S. and Europe, including Catholic boarding schools.

She has lived in thirty-six different homes in six different countries, and developed a witty and keen sense of observation along the way. And yet, Julietta manages to find humor in everyday life: sex toys, hurricanes, chocolate, dating, and senile dementia are just some of her targets. She is wickedly funny, naughty, and provocative.

Clothing Optional will make you laugh through your tears and cry through your laughter.